BY BRIAN POLK | ART BY JOE VAUX DO I LOOK WEIRD WHEN I DO THIS? I’m sorry, I know you can’t see what I’m doing as I write this. And by the time you read it, I will have most likely stopped doing what I’m doing now. But let me describe it: I am currently at one of those “standing desks” and I am walking in place. I figured I would get some exercise while fulfilling my obligations to this fine publication. But I can’t shake No. 148 the feeling that I look like a damned fool. Or maybe it appears as though I really have to use the restroom. Either way, I imagine I am causing unease for the people who happen to be close enough to witness this spectacle. I suppose I could just say, “I don’t care what anyone thinks, I need my exercise!” But I mean, come on. We all care a little bit about what people think about us. And I hate that my actions may very well JOE VAUX, DEATH TO BRAINS - @JOEVAUX
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