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ART BY CREATICKLE - IG + ETSY: @CREATICKLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE BAND OASIS WAS A LOT LIKE OLIVES: I SIMPLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE COULD ENJOY THEM Every three years or so, I act in the interest of open-mindedness. I think, Maybe I simply haven’t given olives or the song “Wonderwall” enough of a chance. I mean, there must be something to it, because No. 136 everyone I know seems to like them. And so I will try olives, and I will listen to Oasis. And inevitably I come to the same conclusion: no, it’s not me. Everyone else is wrong. At least now when people ask, “But have you tried to like [either Oasis or olives]?” I can say, “I tried. Believe me, I tried. But there is nothing remotely good about either of them. Olives leave a terrible taste in my mouth, and Oasis leaves a boring

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