SPINNING MY WHEELS AT THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN WELP, LOOKS LIKE I’M BY BRIAN POLK | ART BY JASON WHITE I THREATEN TO QUIT MY JOB ABOUT AS OFTEN AS I THREATEN TO QUIT DRINKING, BUT AS LONG AS I KEEP DOING ONE, I’LL DEFINITELY HAVE TO KEEP DOING THE OTHER I mean sure, I could quit drinking, but I would still have to go to work — and working is the main reason I drink. I could also quit working, but then I wouldn’t have as much motivation to drink, nor would I have the money. So here I am. Really, when I say I am going to quit one or the other, it’s more of a declaration that I am sick of the lifestyle that No. 146 I fell into a couple of decades ago and wish I could do something else. But my creditors still demand payment and the customers are still mean, so yeah, anyone want to meet at the bar later? Of course, it goes without saying that I can’t stay too late, because I do have to work in the morning. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BODY HEAT THAT THIS CHAIR IS RETAINING FROM THE PREVIOUS SITTER TO STOP MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE
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