MICHAEL DAVID KING - BEST OF BIRDY 003 HITLER BIGFOOT Trek deep into the Austrian wilderness for clues and unravel the mystery of this legendary creature. MAN VS. SELF (TV-PG) Host Ronk Kupperman must survive 96 hours in the harshest natural environments armed only with his incompetence and poor decision-making skills. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OLD MAN?! Adult children are forced to confront their drunken father in a bare-knuckle brawl. SHITHEAD DYNASTY The McAllister clan is three generations of Kentucky fartknocker: Stern and moronic father Zeke, corpseminded twins Darla and Charlisse, and the fuckwit they only call “Dooby.” ANTIQUES ROAD WARRIOR Historians and antiquarians bludgeon each other in the sunbleached desert with rare and priceless artifacts. JAY LENO’S GARAGE OF DENIM CARS He’s back! Join Jay as he whines and wheezes at length about his love of cars made entirely out of dungaree. THE XXX FILES You always wanted Mulder and Scully to “get it on,” but did you know that Skinner and that musclefaced alien bounty hunter would get in on the orgy? This show takes that premise and just fucking goes. (ANIMATED) FRASIER 2 Frasier Crane’s lost son Starr returns to Seattle to sell heroin and work as a machinist. Starring David Faustino. LAW & ORDER: ICE-T RAPPING INCOHERENTLY FOR 28 MINUTES Detective Tutuola is on the streets and he’s saying ... something? GLEE: CHINA BEACH (TV-MA) In between the mines and tiger traps these Vietnam-era Marines would die for each other, or for their love of music! ALTON BROWN ISN'T MOVING The beloved celebrety chef hasn’t so much as twitched in over two days. Guest starring a lamp that looks like Mario Batali’s foot, and a visibly mummified Anthony Bourdain. HAROLD N’ MAUDE The star-crossed lovers open a hip, jamming record store in 1990s Chic — you know I can’t even type this shit. HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER Spoiler alert: rest stop glory hole. IRON SHEMP The nation’s best sad-sack Shemp impersonators battle it out in Stooge Stadium. SUPERNATURALIST Hunky twins Dutch and Connor fight spirits, ghouls and sometimes each other at South Carolina’s finest nude beaches. Starring Peter Scolari. GROWING UP SEAGAL Steven Seagal’s kids wish for death as a camera crew follows them around and makes light of their existential damnation. BORB’S BARGERS Harried restaurateur Borb Blempert and his wife Blemba try to keep their family hamblubber joint afloat, while dealing with their crazy kids Tima, Geam and Blueesh. (IN ESTONIAN, SUBTITLED) LENA DUNHAM: COLONOSCOPY This 8-part series follows the Girls star as the deepest recesses of her bowels are plumbed via videoscope for no real. No. 133
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