Major’s Horoscope Business Administration Let me guess - you want to make big money? Invest in time management, because with all of the projects you’ll have to do, you’ll still have no idea what you learned. Journalism You cannot contain your natural curiosity and eagerness to learn about your surroundings which may make you gossip occasionally. Political Science You do not like the easy path, do you? Get ready for lots of papers and articles about mesmerizing topics such as the foreign policy of Niger and the energy crisis in Nepal but of course, everything will be worth it in the end…as long as your fi rst major is BUS. Computer Science Stars tell me that you enjoy geek stuff (when I think twice, it may be your shirt). If the approximate time you spend in Discord is less than 15 hours per day, you should really think about the most important question in life - Is this what I want to do with the rest of my life? European Studies From SG to the European Parliament - learn that constitution and master those public speaking skills, because AUBG needs these funding programs for expanding Skapto! Our EUROscope speaks: bureaucracy at its fi nest leads to currency divinest! Economics You willingly made your life harder. Respectable, but good luck with socializing, because you’re chasing perfection. Even if you supply your professors with good work, they will demand more. Psychology A master manipulator even to yourself. You will be most wanted and do a lot of great things in psychology (even if you barely passed your PSY1001 course). Physics Wait, you guys actually exist? Well, even if you do, good luck getting enough courses to graduate in four years. Self-Designed Major You are, to put it simply, built diff erently. You may not be able to buy yourself a carpet, but you may reach the red carpet someday. 15 Spring 2024 | AUBG Daily Mathematics You are the smartest person in the room…or at least that is what your parents told you as a kid. Get ready for hundreds of complex equations and even more complicated exam sessions. And in the end, if you are lucky, the best option for you will be to return to the university but this time you will be in front of the students. Literature Creative writing skills are immaculate (lit), huh? But be infallible (lit) in catching up with the readings about Shakespeare, LITERARY…Because dictionaries are in quest of appending new, aliferous words. Information Systems You want to be a COS Major but you do not feel like programming and geeking out, which is totally understandable. Get ready for a Temu version of the COS major but as long as you enjoy it, nobody can tell you anything (mainly because people have not heard about your major). History Wow, you know when the Battle of Dunkirk was?! I hope you have fun giving museum tours for the next 40 years. Modern Languages Vous parlez français? Nein, ich kann Deutsch! Pero también hablo español! Hey, I can speak all of them, didn’t you know that? Good luck in choosing which country to visit fi rst…and good luck in not becoming byelingual, your brain is already a complete mess!
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