AUBG Major Horoscope ECO MAJOR JMC MAJOR We know that when it comes to your area of expertise, every small detail is of great importance. This is why we can only assure you that each little detail of the upcoming year of 2021 is going to be amazing for you! You will survive the constant demand for getting the best grades by supplying yourselves with all the knowledge you can get! Keep going strong! Just be careful not to mess up that Econometrics project! mll MAJOR Buenos Dias, Guten Tag, Bonjour, or Здравейте! It doesn’t really matter which language you are concentrating in, because your future is brighter than ever! You have finally memorized all irregular verbs, all vocabulary, and you have stopped pushing your language studies aside because of that very very important project for your major. Congratulations, you are ready for the final! But beware! Getting lost into translation can be extremely easy, so be careful not to find yourself in the middle of a sentence like: “Yesterday yo voy al supermercado, mais malheuresement, млякото беше свършило!” Stars warn you – 2021 will be full of unexpected moments of enlightenment that will nourish your journalistic minds with fresh ideas. Many life-changing articles will be written under your journalistic pen, elusive and unheard-of sounds will be recorded through your audio recorders, your cameras will capture the beyond. Still, don’t wait for the stars to send you inspiration - go seek it behind the secret corners of the world around you. You might as well find it inside yourselves. Wherever you find it, don’t keep it for yourselves. Go spread it. Dear History Majors, we understand that you have a tendency to focus on the past but we need to remind you that it is very important to live in the moment. Let go of the things that don’t really matter to you. Your university years are never going to come back once they’re over! And no, we are not pushing you towards not studying for your Finals, who do you think we are?! HISTORY MAJOR POS MAJOR BUS MAJOR LIT MAJOR Dear literates, we hope you are enjoying your final minutes before the intermission of this academic year. We know the eternal question – “To have an A, or not to have an A.” We are sure that you have put a cosmic effort into your assignments in this chapter of the AUBG novelette and you may be wondering “was it all worth it?” Yes, of course, it was! You will definitely see the fruit of your labor in the upcoming 2021! Good for you! If you’ve survived reading 1949550439 pages to misunderstand business ethics, getting kicked out of shops after hourslong hiding behind stands to observe consumer behavior, or going through the near heart attack experience called ‘Strategic exam’ – good job, you are a true hero! The sun will shine brightly as soon as you step in 2021 and will bring peace and harmony to your soul… until the spring semester begins. Once again, the relation between planets and their position won’t have any influence on your grades and academic prosperity. So, don’t ascribe any failure to them – most probably your procrastination is the one to blame. Beware, 2021 hides even more unpredictable events. Most likely, you’ll join a lucrative company, establish your own one or become the next business guru of Bulgaria. Let’s admit it, sleepless nights pay off for AUBG BUSers. The stars say that if you’re a POS major, you’re currently procrastinating doing your endless readings or revising for finals. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there! With a bit of background knowledge, you can always mask that you haven’t read something. If you’re not sure, however, it’s better not to press that “unmute” button on Zoom, and as our friend and famous rapper Kendrick Lamar would say, “sit down... Be humble!” Otherwise, you risk being embarrassed and this is a fact, even if you don’t believe in the predictions of the stars. (which, if you don’t, shame on you - how are you going to evaluate the effects of a certain policy? Give advice? Predict how a war will end? Insanity.) P.S. This is, of course, to be taken with a grain of salt. It is written with the utter respect of a POS major, and aims kind-hearted mockery. But seriously, do your reading! PSY MAJOR Dear future psychologists, you already know what’s going to happen in the future, don’t you? With all of your snitchy trickery and stuff. You must be able to read minds. So good luck tricking us, peasants. Nothing more to read here. Fall 2020 | AUBG Daily 9
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